deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

markbellhorn:

vriskaphiliac:

markbellhorn:

what if zac efron went on tour with my chemical romance

what even prompted you to think this up

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jonasbrothers:

officialunitedstates:

the tumblr side of tumblr

the other side, the other side, the other side of me

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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haemus:

U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Reblog if you think it’s okay to be homosexual

gay-of-demonic-charm:

beautiful4allmybigmistakes:

tips0888:

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

makeitearlgrey:

pro-anarchy:

andrysb24:

fumareta-hana:

fumareta-hana:

I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.

I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
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You’re gonna need a bigger book

No you’re gonna need a new friend

Or both

deffinetly both

rebloging everytime

LET’S BREAK THE NOTES

LETS